Wine Education

45 minutes. One topic. Bring a glass.

Small, casual virtual sessions designed for curious people who want to understand wine better — without sitting through a lecture. No prior knowledge required. Just curiosity.

How It Works

Simple by Design

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Register

Sign up for an upcoming class. Sessions are small — typically 10-15 people — to keep it conversational.

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Bring a Bottle

Each class suggests an optional bottle to have on hand. Tasting along makes everything click. Not required — but encouraged.

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Show Up & Learn

45 minutes via Google Meet. Casual format, questions welcome throughout. No one will quiz you at the end.

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Walk Away Smarter

Leave with real, usable knowledge — not jargon. The kind of stuff you'll actually remember and use at a restaurant or wine shop.

Current Class

Introduction to Willamette Valley Wines

⏱ 45 minutes · Virtual · Suggest: Bring a Willamette Valley Pinot Noir

Oregon's Willamette Valley is one of the great cool-climate wine regions of the world — and one of the least understood outside the Pacific Northwest. This class fixes that.

We'll cover the geography and climate that makes the Valley special (including the Van Duzer Corridor — a Pacific wind channel that's the secret to the region's character), the history of winemaking in Oregon, the main grapes and why they thrive there, and what to look for on the label when you're at a wine shop.

Tim grew up in the Willamette Valley. This is his home turf.

"Willamette" — it rhymes with "dammit." We'll say it 40 times during the class so it sticks.
Beginner Friendly · Oregon Focus
Intro to Willamette Valley Wines
45 minutes · Virtual
🍷 Suggested bottle: Any Willamette Pinot Noir
👥 Small group — max 15 participants
🎓 No prior wine knowledge needed
WHAT YOU'LL LEARN
  • → How the Valley's climate and geography shapes its wines
  • → The Van Duzer Corridor and why it matters
  • → History of Oregon winemaking
  • → Main grapes: Pinot Noir, Pinot Gris, Chardonnay
  • → Sub-AVAs and what makes each different
Register Interest

Email Tim to be notified of upcoming dates

Current Class

Wine & War — France in WWI & WWII

⏱ 45 minutes · Virtual · Suggest: Any French wine

This isn't a history lecture with wine as a footnote. This is the story of how French winemakers survived two devastating wars — and how wine itself became a symbol of resistance, identity, and survival.

We'll cover how the trench lines of WWI cut through some of France's most famous vineyard regions, how winemakers hid their finest bottles behind false cellar walls during the German occupation of WWII, and how a bottle of wine became a quiet act of defiance.

Along the way, you'll learn more about the wines of Champagne, Burgundy, and Bordeaux than any conventional introduction would cover — because understanding what was being protected makes the wines themselves more interesting.

The French sold the occupiers mediocre wine relabeled as their best — and charged accordingly. It's one of history's most elegant acts of passive resistance.
History & Wine · All Levels
Wine & War — France in WWI & WWII
45 minutes · Virtual
🍷 Suggested bottle: Any French wine
👥 Small group — max 15 participants
🎓 No prior wine knowledge needed
WHAT YOU'LL LEARN
  • → How WWI's Western Front cut through wine country
  • → Winemakers hiding bottles behind false walls
  • → The wines of Champagne, Burgundy, and Bordeaux
  • → How occupation shaped French wine culture
  • → Wine as resistance and identity
Register Interest

Email Tim to be notified of upcoming dates

Current Class

Pop the Cork: Understanding Champagne

⏱ 45 minutes · Virtual · No bottle required

Here's the thing about Champagne: most people only open it when something remarkable happens. A promotion, a wedding, New Year's at midnight. The bottle sits in the back of the fridge, waiting for permission. This class is about removing that permission slip entirely.

We'll cover the real story of Dom Pérignon — a Benedictine monk who spent his career trying to prevent bubbles, not create them. We'll trace how Champagne's sweetness shifted from the intensely sweet styles of the Russian Imperial Court to the bone-dry Brut we drink today. And we'll get into the méthode champenoise, the three grapes, big houses vs grower producers, and how to actually read a Champagne label.

By the end, you'll understand why Champagne deserves to be opened on a Tuesday for no reason at all.

Tim's Take: Stop saving Champagne for special occasions. The occasion is the Champagne. Open it with weeknight pasta, open it with popcorn, open it because it's raining and you feel like it. No wine is more versatile, more consistently misunderstood — or more worth fixing that.
All Levels · History & Craft
Pop the Cork: Understanding Champagne
45 minutes · Virtual
🥂 No bottle required — just curiosity
👥 Small group — max 15 participants
🎓 No prior wine knowledge needed
WHAT YOU'LL LEARN
  • → The real story of Dom Pérignon — and why he'd be horrified
  • → How Champagne went from cloyingly sweet to bone dry
  • → The méthode champenoise — how the bubbles get in
  • → Pinot Noir, Chardonnay, Pinot Meunier — the three grapes
  • → Big houses vs grower Champagnes — and why it matters
  • → How to read a label: NV, vintage, Blanc de Blancs, Rosé & more
Register Interest

Email Tim to be notified of upcoming dates

Custom Class

Build Your Own Class

⏱ 45 minutes · Virtual · Tailored to you

Not every curiosity fits a pre-built class. If you have a wine topic you've always wanted to explore — a region you're traveling to, a grape you can't stop drinking, or a style you want to understand better — Tim can build a class around it.

The format is the same: 45 minutes, casual conversation, no jargon. The content is entirely yours. Here are a few directions people ask about most:

Go Deeper on a Topic

Natural wine and what it actually means. The differences between Champagne, Prosecco, and Cava — and when each one is worth it. A real introduction to rosé beyond the pink-drink stereotype. Whatever topic you've been meaning to learn properly.

Explore a Region

Oregon vs California Pinot Noir — side by side, head to head. A deeper dive into German Riesling than any wine shop will give you. The wines of a country you're about to visit. Tim has tasted wine in 50+ countries and loves nothing more than talking about a specific place in depth.

Build on Something You Already Love

Already obsessed with Burgundy? Want to understand why that Barolo you had last year was so extraordinary? Have a grape or region you keep coming back to and want to go further? That's the best kind of class to build — we start where your curiosity already lives.

Tim's Take: The best classes I've ever taught started with someone saying "I don't know why, but I can't stop drinking X." That's a real starting point. Bring your obsession and we'll build something around it.
Custom · Any Level
Build Your Own Class with Tim
45 minutes · Virtual
🍷 Bottle suggestion tailored to your topic
👥 Small group or one-on-one
🎓 Any level — built for where you are
POPULAR STARTING POINTS
  • → Natural wine, rosé, or sparkling wine explained
  • → Oregon vs California Pinot Noir — head to head
  • → A deeper dive into German Riesling
  • → Wines of a country you're traveling to
  • → A deep dive into a grape or region you love
Start the Conversation

Email Tim to discuss your idea — no commitment required

Common Questions

FAQ

Do I need to know anything about wine?

No. These classes are designed for beginners and people who know a little but want to know more. No prior knowledge assumed.

Do I have to buy a specific bottle?

No — the bottle suggestions are optional. You can participate fully without a glass in hand. But tasting along makes it more fun.

How much does it cost?

Pricing details are provided when you register. Email Tim for current information.

Will there be more classes?

Yes — additional topics are in development. Sign up to be notified when new classes are added.